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19

Aug

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

That about sums it up!

(Source: kosukeueki)

Deleted concept art for Captain America: The Winter Soldier, probably

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Deleted lines from the Thor script #199

Deleted lines from the Thor script #199

Deleted lines from The Avengers script #483

Cap:
I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
Banner:
I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats.
Thor:
Oh, you mean fuzzy and soft and delightfully cute?
Banner:
Thor:
Playful, devilishly mischievous and curious?
Banner:
Thor:
Adorable and small but they secretly desire to rule you as their overlords?
Banner:
Thor:
I like cats.

Deleted lines from Captain America: The Winter Soldier #7

Natasha:
They call him "The Winter Soldier".
Cap:
Oh.
Natasha:
And then other seasons of the year as appropriate.
Cap:
OK.
Natasha:
In India, they call him The Diwali Soldier because of his seasonal contracts.
Cap:
Uh...right.
*(Two hours later)*
Natasha:
And then, at the old folks' home in Winchester, he's The Sultana Soldier, because he brings them homemade blueberry scones.
Cap:
Cap:
Why wouldn't they call him The Blueberry Soldier?
Natasha:
Because one of the Alzheimer's patients mistook the blueberries for sultanas and he didn't have the heart to correct her.

Deleted lines from The Avengers script #484

Loki:
There’s not many people who can sneak up on me.
Natasha:
But you figured I’d come...?
Loki:
After... After whatever tortures Fury can concoct, you would appear as a friend. As a balm...! And I would cooperate.
Natasha:
What did Fury do to you? I don't see a scratch on you.
Loki:
First, he presented me with a cup of tea with the milk poured last instead of first; then, he permitted me a cup of champagne gold flake ice cream, but it was too cold; and then he subjected me to...
Loki:
Loki:
*(shudders)*
Loki:
...An excruciatingly slow WiFi connection.
Natasha:
*(gasps)*

gerudocat said: This is gold. You are gold. All is gold. How the f*** did we get onto Asgard?

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:D

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Deleted lines from the Thor script #200

Deleted lines from the Thor script #200

Deleted lines from The Avengers script #485

Loki:
Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by—!
Hulk:
Hulk:
*(holds out a flower)*
Loki:
Loki:
For me...?
Hulk:
HULK KNOW IT NOT EASY BEING GREEN.
Loki:
Loki:
*(puppy eyes welling up)*

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